The deranged nursery rhyme!

Rock-a-bye hubby,

on the cliff top,

crying and screaming

I told you to stop.

Now you’ve no dick,

and your balls are all sore,

i’ll watch as your body,

splatters the floor.


Karen Hayward (c) 2015.

5 thoughts on “The deranged nursery rhyme!

  1. “Like” doesn’t seem a strong enough emotion to describe how much i loved this. In fact, the happy dance and the fact that I’m rubbing my hands together with glee should indicate a more apt level of lurve. LOL!! Brilliant.


    1. Your crossed legs had me thinking of another rhyme, Oranges and lemons say the bells of St clement’s … here comes a chopper to chop of your…:) i’ll leave the rest up to your imagination.


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