The true facts about menstruation:
PMS….pre fuck you! The weeks running up to the event. Your body realising there were no winners in the sperm race decide to celebrate with an influx of hormones.
Then boom out of nowhere the drummer boy pulls out his razor blades and plays a melody of death upon your ovaries….and the world just keeps on fucking turning as my insides are fucking burning…
And then there’s the blood, a murder scene of mass proportion…I should probably stop writing now if I want anyone to read my stuff again 🙂
Karen Hayward ©2016
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Thank you Ziggy x
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HA! This is funny but yes, it sucks ass. “melody of death upon your ovaries.” yup.
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ha ha thank you Victory 🙂
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